My Regular Phone Conversations

Scene 1: Home calling Mama

Mama: Hallloooooooooo (with nice big smile..)

Home: Hi Mama, Ini Aina. Mama! Mama! Abang tak buat homework!

Then shrieks at the back...followed by sound of phone being grabbed..

Home: Mama..kentut, kentut, kentut!

Mama: Ammmmmmiirr! Stop saying that. Nanti sapa cakap macam tu Mama taruk kat luar..

Again..sound of phone being grabbed...

Home: Mama! Ini Aina, Amir cakap "put put"...

Mama: Ok, Aina please tell Abang to do his work (in the background .."Tak nak!!!")

Aina: Mama balik what time?

Mama: Seven maybe...

Aina: OK, see you..

Now Amir grabbed the phone..

Amir: Mama balik what time?

Mama: Seven o'clock sayang..

Amir: Alaaaaaaaaaa..Mama balik kul sebelas la...

Mama: (Giggles..) Ok, Mama balik kul sebelas...bye..

Amir: Yea! Yea! Mama balik kul sebelas...bai Mama.



Scene 2: Mama calling Home at noon

Mama: Helloooo, Amir?

Amir: Helo Mama kentut, kentut, kentut!

Mama: Amir, please don't say that. Nanti mama put down the phone

Amir: Kentut! Kentut! Kentut (louder by the word)

Mama: Apasal la anak Mama ni cakap macam tu...What time did you wake up boy?

Amir: Kul sebelas!

Mama: Have you taken your breakfast? Abang & Kakak dah balik school?

Amir: Dah...Abang ngan Kakak balik kul sebelas!